NO MORE PAINS

Last week Friday started on a good note, no pains, no tears, no worries, no premonition of the news to come.

The day went well too, a pro-salah parry on my floor at work.....guess who the service gal was??? yup! moi! wrinkling nose!!!! but i enjoyed it. It reminded me of cinderella story, u know, d gal on her skating shoes, breathlessly serving customers and still not meeting up.............sigh!! smiles!!! noice parry all d same.............................lotsa things to munch on and drink.

The beginnings of the night wasnt bad either, decided to stay over at a colleague's place, she came to pick me and voila!!! jetted off to her estate.............nice place and a good friend........... Then the call came in and guess who????????????????? EX!!!!!! yes!!! was as surprised as you are, very surprised!! So surprised i muttered............."EX??"......... Then

EX........hi unguardedheart

Unguardedheart..................hi ex

Ex......................................where are you?

Unguardedheart.................at a friend's place, chilling

Ex................................where exactly?

Unguardedheart(a lil guarded)..............in an estate on d island, way after lekki phase 2

Ex.....................oh! why? u aint hanging out?

Unguardedheart...........................nope, car's bad.........so chilling with a friend

Ex...................................remember, i said i had gist for you (refer back to raw pain)

Unguardedheart................o sure, thats true!!! sup?

Ex..............................you are one of the people that really means well for me and wants good things for me, so i thot i shld definitely tell u this.......... (By now, moi was all guarded and edgy...................)

Ex......................my gal friend then got pregnant and i decided to marry her.........

Unguardedheart (gleefully)....................waow!!!! i'm so happy for you

Ex.......................she put to bed yesterday

Unguardedheart(with feigned joy)...........................really?? thats so sweet........male or female??

Ex(with obvious pride and joy)...............................female, she looks like me

Unguardedheart.............o, that's cute.......

Ex................thanks. We had our registry last week and the society wedding is in february

Unguardedheart.................thats so good to hear

Ex......................would ave told you b4 now but i guess i was a lil scared

Unguardedheart(irritably)..................of what??????????? durhhhhh (definitely, his conscience has got him with daggers)

Ex....................I dont know............how are you? (how am i supposed to be?)

Unguardedheart(feigning a giggle).....................................i'm very well, thank you

Ex.............hope you will keep calling me (like i still was)

Unguardedheart....................sure, why not.............

B*A*S*T*A*R*D

Sent him a text the next day, telling him ow happy i am about his news, that i'm certain the baby must be as cute as a pin, that i'm glad he's finally tying the knuptial knot and i truly wish him the best.......... sigh!!!!!
what more can a girl do???

blowing you all big fat kisses
xoxo